So I was sitting at work today on the 13th floor just doing my job as usual. My buddy Marcus on the 12th floor sends me an IM saying that I need to come down to play with Fang. Now you're probably thinking "what the hell is a dog named Fang doing on the 12th floor of a Global Energy Company?!" To that I answer, it wasn't a dog. Fang is actually a 5 foot inflatable helium filled remote control shark.
I know, freakin' awesome that someone came up with a 5 foot inflatable helium filled remote control shark!!!! Amazon was selling it and someone down on the 12th floor bought it. And I was allowed to fly it around the office! I loved ever second of it and it completely made my day. Now my team and I have to come up with some idea to top a 5 foot inflatable remote control shark, which may be impossible.
But honestly, that story has nothing to do with fantasy football, I just wanted to tell you that someone designed a freakin' floating remote control shark blimp. If you decide you want one, I think it cost around $35 and again, it's on Amazon.
As for the fantasy football part of this blog, well, if you're still reading this far into the season either my advice has helped you greatly, to which I say "you're welcome," or you just enjoy reading my weekly posts, to which I say "Thank you." Oh, or you're Russian and you just keep happening to stumble upon my blog because the word Consigliere must be similar to some other word in Russian. Honestly, Google blogs let's you check out your audience on a highlighted map where countries are colored green that access this page. So thank you to my Russian audience!!
Anyways, finally, fantasy football talk. Either you are in the first or second round of your playoffs, so good luck or contuing good luck to you. Keep an eye on the injury report as my buddy faced an opponent this past weekend who had Adrian Peterson on his squad and Peterson was announced he was not going to play at around 12:00. Plenty of time to put someone else in Peterson's place in his lineup, but for some reason he didn't. So he lost the playoff game to my buddy, so congrats to my buddy. But seriously, don't be lazy, watch Fantasy Football Now on ESPN2 at 11:30 on Sunday. They constantly run down through the injuries like once every 10 minutes for an hour and a half. There's where I get all my last minute injury info from.
All right, on to the rankings!!
QB Rankings
RB Rankings
WR Rankings
TE Rankings
RB/WR Flex Rankings
K Rankings
D/ST Rankings
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